|Attorneys provide both a challenging
and exciting relationship. The nature of their work makes them desirable
mates for intelligent, attractive girls like those who subscribe to MutualArrangments.com.
Dating an attorney may require you to break out your legalese dictionary
while also keeping a free schedule for clandestine candle-light dinners.
Law school students dread the inevitable long hours at the office
of their chosen profession, studying laws and their complimentary loop
holes. Between the late nights and lunch dates, attorneys have infamously
busy schedules. Dating
an attorney means accepting that he will be in touch when he has a
second to spare – and no sooner. And when he does tag you to become part
of his busy lifestyle, he expects total compliance without badgering.
An attorney may have a devoted spouse and a family, but uses his
busy schedule as a way to have a fling on the side. So, when you are caught
in public together, plead the Fifth, and let the lawyer do all the talking.
He is good at presenting the facts, but also practiced in using logic to
lie. Most of the time, malicious rumors and hearsay will be pardoned by
a jury of your peers due to the skills of a seasoned attorney.
Of course, establishing a relationship with an attorney promises
ample mental stimulation. Attorneys have gone through extensive education,
internships and training in order to perform their jobs up to par. A lawyer’s
companion must be versed in news, politics, and legal theory in order to
keep up with the witty repartee that will be thrown across the dinner table.
Keeping up with the news ensures the ability to keep an attorney’s interest.
But, even if you can’t watch the ticker on CNN all day, you can still feed
an attorney’s ego by asking questions and allowing yourself to become intrigued
by what he has to say. Because of their high-stakes occupations, attorneys
are groomed to be cocky; this is at once attractive and challenging to
his companion because egos are easily bruised. Keep your sass at bay and
your wide-eyed admiration will promise his continued interest in you. And
it is important to keep an attorney interested because his livelihood guarantees
a large paycheck – and dating him means reaping the benefits of these funds.
an attorney with a busy lifestyle also means that when you ask the
court to please rise, it does so quickly. Intimate stress relief and fun
is as urgent as the telephone calls and emails a lawyer must make on his
Blackberry every day. So, when the lights go out, court is in session.
And while the law gives everybody the right to habeas corpus, be prepared
to lose sovereignty over your body in the bedroom while no objections are
made to excited utterances and motions are sustained until the case is